Well guys, after having tried to revive my blog at wordpress for a little more than a year, I think I am going to close my blog, because I’ve realised that naturism is plain stupid, and it’s not worth the effort. I don’t know what’s been wrong with me…
First of all, I don’t understand how one could even think of uncovering their bodies. Obviously, a human body is one of the scariest things in the universe! That’s why plain nudity is forbidden on YouTube and is listed together with drug abuse and violence among the main factors for movie ratings…
Because people, especially children, may be horrified by the sight of a human body uncovered!
And even if you are a brave one and have decided to see someone naked, don’t expect to see anything good! Why do you think we buy clothes to our beloved as a present?
Because we want to cover them with as much clothes as possible! And better all at the same time!
And that is why all celebrities are fighting against paparazzi who take pictures of them when they are naked on vacations
or at home…
As then we may see how ugly they are and shall never want to see them again, no make up would help!
And of course, if paparazzi do find your naked pics, you can forget about politics!
And naturism is also boring! You can’t really do anything without clothes. Well, you can sunbathe. They say the first Olympics were done in the buff, but who would sponsor the athletes if they couldn’t wear sport brands? And isn’t it just nice to feel your body sweat in the clothes? You should try it next time you’re on a beach!
Naturism is against our civilization! You need parks and beaches for naturism. Instead, we could build more parkings and hotels!
4 thoughts on “Naturism? Forget it!”
I was told the photo of Prince William that was here previously is a fake (you can see it at http://www.queerclick.com/images2007/williamnude.jpg)Madonna, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger should be authentic, but I'm not sure about Ricky Martin again. Though it'd be cool if he turned out to be a nudist too.
Bloody naturism. Only for odd balls.Like me!
hehe, i've posted this text with pictures at a couple of naturist social networks like skinbook and clothes-free forum and it was a big success. Though to be honest I was a little surprised that many people took it seriously and got even offended! Well, it the April Fools' Day=) Relax fellow naturists and other readers, we are moving on and new posts are coming. Take it easy!
Excellent point! We should all abuse our few remaining natural resources in order that we all eventually end up the same: naked.